BushCo,
I am in a bit of a fiery mood after my skin cancer surgery yesterday but before we get to the holiday season and I start to cool off a bit I wanted to write you a good bye letter.
I can't wait to see you go but honestly I am worried that you dug us too big of a hole. I knew that you would be a failure as you have been in everything you have done in your life, but man, I had no idea. Amazing. I know it is easy during these down times to get too down just as people get too up during high times, but it does seem that my poor daughter is still going to be dealing with your legacy.
Is this how you wanted things? The small shopowner in Maui certainly seemed to think this was all planned out and things are happening exactly as you and the folks that fill your empty suit want, but damn if I know. I can't comprehend what is happening in that crazy head of yours. Sometimes, like even in this recent interview, I am not sure even you do.
I do know though that no one likes to be disliked and likes to have a terrible legacy and perhaps a historically terrible legacy ('Worst President Ever' is not a stretch) but what I wonder: when you are sitting around and eating your pretzels, trying not to choke, are there people around you just verbally felating you because they, for instance, made $14 billion dollars last quarter? I simply have to guess so. I have to guess this is the only way you block out the screaming voices of our dead and injured soldiers and console yourself: 'I did the right things for my rich friends. I needed to help the rich.'
Of course I don't know and I am not sure this will ever be known, but let me put briefly: I can't wait for you and your empty suit to go. Thank god my daughter will be born in a new age and will not ever have to know personally the shittiness that was you and your administration.
