9 Things Your New iPod Can't Do / Yes, it does everything. But can it stop the crying? Measure Dick Cheney's vileness? Read minds?: "4) IPod, as yet, cannot quite mollify an overemotional spouse, explain why she might suddenly, without prompting, burst into tears and/or song, or help her interpret the dream in which she is speeding through the desert in a flame-red '71 TransAm chasing down little fluffy bunnies and running them over while laughing maniacally. Is this too much to ask?"
If only Mark. If only.
If only Mark. If only.
