Bush Pardons Entire GOP / Prez "pre-emptively" saves all Repubs from becoming "prison bitches." Dems: "Can he do that?"
Bush Pardons Entire GOP / Prez "pre-emptively" saves all Repubs from becoming "prison bitches." Dems: "Can he do that?": "Allegedly reacting to some sort of hallucinogenic fever dream following an overlong bubble bath during which he reportedly sputtered lots of motorboat noises and ate one too many purple crayons, President Bush today made the stunning yet somehow entirely understandable announcement that all Republicans in his administration are hereby officially excused from any and all crimes they have committed, are in the process of committing, are planning to commit, or even merely fantasize about committing while encased in sweaty latex bodysuits in any one of a number of GOP-friendly D.C. fetish dungeons."
