Round One... Fight! | MetaFilter: "I don't know, man. Five-year olds are wily.
If you could manage to break off some Whirlybird action with the first kid, you'd likely clear out a circular area roughly ten feet in diameter. Assuming that the kids weren't coming in successive waves, you could then throw your child-club at the strongest kid (i.e. the one who gets up the quickest) and proceed to stompin' on the ones that remain on the ground.
Still, pulling off that first move is crucial. You fuck that up, kiss your ass goodbye. And then you're that guy who tried to beat up a bunch of five-year-olds and got owned."
If you could manage to break off some Whirlybird action with the first kid, you'd likely clear out a circular area roughly ten feet in diameter. Assuming that the kids weren't coming in successive waves, you could then throw your child-club at the strongest kid (i.e. the one who gets up the quickest) and proceed to stompin' on the ones that remain on the ground.
Still, pulling off that first move is crucial. You fuck that up, kiss your ass goodbye. And then you're that guy who tried to beat up a bunch of five-year-olds and got owned."
